A Typical Dinner Conversation

Our dinner conversation tonight went something like this...

Jack: Mama, guess how you know if someone's a girl or a boy.

Me: (GULP) Um, how?

(looooong pause)

Jack: If it's a boy, it will like guns and if it's a girl, it won't.

Me: (WHEW!) Yes, Jack, that is one way!

Judd: No, that's not right.

Me: (Oh dear!)

And by the grace of God, the subject got changed! WOW!!!