How Was Your Day?

That's a question I'll think twice about asking from now on.  

Oh, how I wish I could go back in time and retract that question.  (Hind sight is always 20/20.)

It went something like this...

Me: "Hey!  How was your day today?"

Child: "I learned A LOT more about puberty after watching the 'Human Growth and Development' video at school today." 

 I took a VERY deep breath and said, "Yeah, like what?".  

Child:  "The penis stiffens when inserted into the vagina." 

And then I swallowed my tongue and crawled under my desk, and I haven't come out since.

H.E.L.P.  M.E.