Tastes Like Feet

Jack - This chicken is gross!  

Me - No, it's not!  Eat it!  And it's not chicken, it's fish!

Jack - I can't, it tastes like feet!

Me - How do you know what feet taste like?

Jack - 'Cuz I licked Judd's one time

Me - Dip it in ranch and EAT IT!

This is what I deal with!